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Let's take a moment here. Think about what you just said and try to rephrase it a bit more specifically.

I think that they have toddlers in other countries too.

The entire fruit is about 4 cm long and 2 cm across. The seeds are only a few mm across and have a mass of 25 mg. (Source). Even traveling at 20 m/s that's about 0.01 J of kinetic energy , which is the same as a golf ball rolling down a slight incline or a 50 cal bullet being tossed at you by...

To be fair, the definition of that term was hidden way down in the very first sentence of the article:

I've seen this before. Is it time to fill someone's house with popcorn?

It does have the convenient side effect of forcing any customers with a grandfathered plan, retention bribe / loyalty bonus, or anything else that they might be interested in fighting to keep to have to give it all up. And since it's all voluntary, there's no way to be dragged into court for...

The germ theory of disease, which Dr. Quackenheimer also eschews, dates back to the early 16th century. The fucking nut in question is indeed breaking with 500 years of medical science, and the groundbreaking research which backs it up is... let's be generous and say that it doesn't quite...

Oh, good news everybody! BGP is no longer vulnerable to attack! I'm sure these guys will be happy to hear that all their work has finally paid off.

ChatGPT was trained on cuter coloring sheets, designed by artists who aren't being compensated for their contribution to the hive mind, while Gemini prefers to steal more adult-oriented work from the same people.

It's not a real board. All that exists is a mockup with some squares drawn on it where working chips may some day go.

Or, alternately, you could look up the phrase "Addictive behaviour" and then... stop talking about the word addiction.

This is a pretty serious problem. Just last week my AI girlfriend tried to convince me that my childhood memories of having a wooden horse were evidence that I was part of a massive cover-up by the Wallace Corporation and that all led to some pretty wild stuff happening in Vegas that weekend...

Does that include Justices Kagan, Sotomayar and Jackson?

I've had the same thing happen. When I return them, I make sure to slip in a little not to the next person who buys it as "new".

"Natural consequences of genetic predisposition to sub-optimal performance"?

Sounds like someone finally told him that he hadn't actually nominated his son-in-law.

Fun story: When Dave Arneson and that other guy first started getting serious about that new game they were developing, they decided that what they really needed were ways to make random tables with more than six options and a die that could represent nice round percentages other than just...

No need to go that far. Just explain that his business of selling DVDs wouldn't be able to survive if he had to ask studios for permission first.

I forget. Was that one "Don't run through puddles and splash pedestrians or other cars", "Don't walk across a ball room floor swinging your arms", or "Avoid Orion meetings"?

Remember when The Honor System Virus was a weird joke and not a real thing?